Friends

I never thought that I will write my blog again. But lately, when I was having a TWO-ways conversation with Jee Jee, we couldn't help but to gossip bout a friend of ours. Jee got a bit pissed with Miss Carey (not his real name of course!) because Miss Carey has been neglecting us as friends. We were once Charlie's Angels, but that's no longer the case.

So that got me thinking bout friends. We have way too many friends at different stages of our lives - from the half-naked Abangs staying opposite our apartment to the campy Mak Nyahs we met in Liquid. So I've made a list of friends whom I have met along the way.

Long Lost Friends

Friends whom you knew since you were in high schools or universities but have lost touch for some time. Friends whom you wish you could get in touch with again...Like the 9-inches hunk you met in the sauna.

Mutant Friends

Friends who possess super human power that can successfully convert manly Tops to sisterly Bottoms. What can I say, we...are...fa...mily!

Ex-BoyFriends

Friends you wish you'll never see again after you dumped them. Friends you wish they'll see you again (together with Mr. Hunk) after they dumped you.

Boyfriend's Ex-Boyfriends

Friends you never wish to know or hear about, IF they're prettier. Friends you wish to be seen together in public more often, IF you're prettier.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Friends who are TOO PERFECT. They have 'em all...from good looks to big cars; from 6 packs to big dicks; etc. OK, hand me the acid please.

Drama Queens (and Kings)

Friends who always want ATTENTION from their peers and will do anything to get that. Normally these type of friends are Hollywood actors wannabe and excellent script writers.

Cyber Friends

Friends who know when's the best time to ask questions like asl? t/b? How Big?! How Thick?! and etc etc etc...

Just-In-Case-of-Emergency Friends

NO...Not the policeman who stopped you from speeding (well, it might work if you're REALLY good!) I'm talking bout friends whose numbers you kept during the time of crisis and STRICTLY used for emergencies ONLY!

And of course the list goes on and on...Please, feel free to add in the comment section. Merci!

10 Excuses NOT to write Blog

Few weeks back, my friend Jee Jee and Jo Jo helped me to create this blog. Frankly SPEAKING, I don't really fancy writing (I'm more of a TALKING person - I'm good with anything that using my mouth!) and have never written any journal or diary in my whole life.

But anyway, I promise them to give it a shot. So here I am...

Last week, I read about blog-writing in the newspaper and to my surprise, there are more and more people writing journals online and it has become an IN thing. I always thought that writing journals is a thing of the past, but I was wrong.

People usually pour their feelings that has been kept deep down inside into a diary, especially when you have no one to turn to, which I guess it's meant to be therapeutic to some of us. Traditionally, diaries and journals are meant to be something personal to the writers. But why the hell we wanna write something personal and let everyone read bout it?

So I come up with some excuses NOT to write a blog:

1) It's a WASTE of TIME

C'mon, you gotta be kidding me. Writing blog instead of logging into gay.com chatroom? Writing blog instead of meeting up cute men in the club (or the public toilet)? Writing blog instead of gossipping bout your "girlfriend's" boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend)?

2) Internet was invented for CHATTING, not WRITING!

I always hate ONE WAY conversation...like right NOW. You never get any feedbacks. But when you do get a feedback (for example, a comment on your skinny legs), you can't shoot it back right at their FACE. And they might not even bother to check back what you have replied.

3) There are BETTER reading materials than this

Like Cleo, Honcho, Blue...Not to mention steamy pictures on the web.

4) Nobody Really CARES

About what you have written. Because it's Your LIFE, not THEIRS. Unless you gossip bout 'em, then that's another story all together.

5) Action Speaks Louder than WORDS

Do I have to elaborate more?

6) Sorry, We are Dumb Blondes.

What if you spell "penus" instead of "penis"? You're gonna be the laughing stock for the next century. And puuuhlease...we are waaaaayy to lazy to check the DICKtionary!

7) Let the Past Pass

Why do we need to remind ourselves about our past when we are so busy to look forward in the future? Most people pen down their diaries when they are down and depressed. We wouldn't wanna know we had sex with 3 inches dick man 3 years ago, would we?

8) Who wants to be Carrie?

As in Carrie in Sex and the City. Let's be honest, seriously, if you have the chance to be one of the characters in SATC, would you choose Miss Bradshaw? I wouldn't...Samantha is always on my first choice :)

9) It's like a DRUG

Yes it is. It's just like coffee, ciggy, computer games...and men. You just can't get enough of them. Once you start bitching, you can't stop bitching.

10) That's What Friends Are For

Why do you need to sit in front of the computer (ALONE!) and "talking" to the screen when you can have a whole bunch of "sisterhood" who are ready to be good listeners? We know we are selfish bitches sometimes, but we just gotta do what we gotta do to keep the friendships alive.

Enough SAID!