Friends
I never thought that I will write my blog again. But lately, when I was having a TWO-ways conversation with Jee Jee, we couldn't help but to gossip bout a friend of ours. Jee got a bit pissed with Miss Carey (not his real name of course!) because Miss Carey has been neglecting us as friends. We were once Charlie's Angels, but that's no longer the case.
So that got me thinking bout friends. We have way too many friends at different stages of our lives - from the half-naked Abangs staying opposite our apartment to the campy Mak Nyahs we met in Liquid. So I've made a list of friends whom I have met along the way.
Long Lost Friends
Friends whom you knew since you were in high schools or universities but have lost touch for some time. Friends whom you wish you could get in touch with again...Like the 9-inches hunk you met in the sauna.
Mutant Friends
Friends who possess super human power that can successfully convert manly Tops to sisterly Bottoms. What can I say, we...are...fa...mily!
Ex-BoyFriends
Friends you wish you'll never see again after you dumped them. Friends you wish they'll see you again (together with Mr. Hunk) after they dumped you.
Boyfriend's Ex-Boyfriends
Friends you never wish to know or hear about, IF they're prettier. Friends you wish to be seen together in public more often, IF you're prettier.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Friends who are TOO PERFECT. They have 'em all...from good looks to big cars; from 6 packs to big dicks; etc. OK, hand me the acid please.
Drama Queens (and Kings)
Friends who always want ATTENTION from their peers and will do anything to get that. Normally these type of friends are Hollywood actors wannabe and excellent script writers.
Cyber Friends
Friends who know when's the best time to ask questions like asl? t/b? How Big?! How Thick?! and etc etc etc...
Just-In-Case-of-Emergency Friends
NO...Not the policeman who stopped you from speeding (well, it might work if you're REALLY good!) I'm talking bout friends whose numbers you kept during the time of crisis and STRICTLY used for emergencies ONLY!
And of course the list goes on and on...Please, feel free to add in the comment section. Merci!
posted by mikey at 10:30 PM
10 Comments:
Ahhem... How about those friends that were almost more than friends but never did pass the boundries... And later became bestest best friends?
Or your friend's friends that have the hots for but are too shy to admit it?
Lol...
Luv, AJ
corny as this may sound... how bout The Loyalist ... friends that remain friends no matter what ..
*wink*,
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mutated friendship.
transformed friendship.
evolved friendship.
......
filtering friendship. it seems friendship is getting like a department store itself. the new brands are overwhelming the crowd.
I would prefer the old-old brands. no gimmicks, no frills...
simply truly good at its taste.
fren that u had an embarassing ONS with but are now buds?
I have one or those...
i can't find my category.. where do i go from here???
'fren that u had an embarassing ONS with but are now buds?'
ooohh....
what kind of fren we r actually looking? m wondering..
Be careful of Jee Jee. That person is nothing but trouble.
So complicated... must we categorise everything?
Grrr...Chris, how dare YOU! Jee Jee is my all time favourite Sista!
hahah.. feel like throwing acid at mr and mrs smiths? that is so me..
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